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"It is not done. I do not deserve this, I cannot c

"It is not done. I do not deserve this, I cannot cook and I cannot eat outside. My mother might be a working woman but the least she can do for me is to come home after a 9-hour shift and start cooking right after her shift so that I can have my dinner at 8 and go out with my dumbass friends to waste my time. I hope she will get better soon as I can’t keep eating the trash that my father cooks." - Said her 17-year-old son

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"BJP is a river like Ganga that purifies all your

"BJP is a river like Ganga that purifies all your past sins. In Ganges, you have to take a bath and in BJP, you only have to take our membership and we ensure an ideal branding for you under our 'Politician Whitewashing Plan'.
It might cost a few crores in a donation to the party but we ensure that you get what you pay for. We are the market leader for a reason you know." a party leader said.

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We sentence two-year jail to Rahul Gandhi for spea

We sentence two-year jail to Rahul Gandhi for speaking the truth instead of jokes that everyone was expecting from him. Being a leader, he cannot break the expectations of his followers like this - Court

#India #FreshTake #RahulGandhi #Modi #BJP #INC #Congress #Indianews #Comedy #Fear #Arrest #Jailed #latestnews #indianmedia #rahul

The sentiments of millions of Muslims got hurt whe

The sentiments of millions of Muslims got hurt when the awaited rise of the moon got delayed on 22nd March 2023.

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The excellent attempts of the police force resulte

The excellent attempts of the police force resulted in the fact that everything related to Amritpal is already under arrest, except Amritpal himself.

#PunjabPolice #Amritpal #Punjab #Khalistan #India #IndiaNews #AmritpalNews #AmritpalEscape #Punjabi #Sikh #Canada #IndianGovernment #Police #LatestNews #breakingNews #FreshTake #Indians #breakingbad

According to some recent reports, the advertising

According to some recent reports, the advertising screens of the Patna railway station played a beautiful movie for the entertainment of its passengers instead of regular boring ads.

Even though the film went on to be played only for 3 minutes, it became the reason for smiles for almost all the people present at the station.

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#patna #Bihar #Indianews #LatestNews #Biharnews #PatnaJunction #Bhojpuri #Nitish #laluyadav #satire #FreshTake #FreshTakeNews #Sarcasm #UN #UNHappinessIndex #HappinessIndex #Ireland #Earthquake #DelhiEarthquake

"I’m enjoying this time, especially the falls. I

"I’m enjoying this time, especially the falls. I’ve been climbing the ladders for a long and wanted to relax and enjoy some ‘me’ time. I was wondering where to go when the Adani group of stocks suggested that I must try Rishikesh for some adventurous free falls. They have been there last week, pretty good of a suggestion I must say.

But good things end you know, I’ll be back in Dalal street soon as I have to meet my targets of 20K." said the Indian stock market

#StockMarket #Indianews #India #CreativeNews #Satire #Sarcasm #BullRun #BearMarket #Nifty #Sensex #Reliance #StockPrices #LatestStockprice #Rishikesh #BunjeehJumping #Indianmarket #nasdaq

As per the reports, Saudi Arabia is inspired by th

As per the reports, Saudi Arabia is inspired by the brutal oppression of Women in Iran and wants to learn new methods to suppress feminist moments within its borders.

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#Iran #saudiarabia #dubai #Irannews #dubainews #tehran #tehranluxury #deathtokhamenei #iranprotests #iranprotests2022 #mahsaamini #mahsa_amini #khamenei #iranian #iraniangirl #dubailife #satire #politics #news #indiannews #fakenews

As per the new updates, the parliament is going to

As per the new updates, the parliament is going to be decorated with over 5 thousand pieces of artwork depicting the thousands of years old heritage and culture of the country.

However, some suggest that these new decoratives would come real handy during heated sessions as MPs are already bored with throwing mics and chairs around the house.

#Parliament #mp #India #indianpolitics #polity #politics #FreshTake #indiannews #news #newsindia #latestnews #creative #sarcasm #satire #Society #democracy #indiandemocracy

"I am warming up. It's good to warm up you know, g

"I am warming up. It's good to warm up you know, get your hands moving. I am practicing for the upcoming parliament session and want to give my best during working hours. It's an honor for me to represent the TMC culture live in front of the entire nation." She said.

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“The nicest thing about the rain is that it alwa

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually, but Pooh-oh God, he isn’t stopping anywhere soon. Love you mate, sending some good honey for you.”, Said Eeyore.

#China #XiJinping #Chinese #President #IndiaChina #Pakistan #Winnie #Tiger #Cartoon #Jinping #Trolls #Satire #Chinesenews #news #internationalnews

We are not here to become the opposition - Modi R

We are not here to become the opposition - Modi

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“Humni kehu ke kauno naukri nahike dele bani, ee

“Humni kehu ke kauno naukri nahike dele bani, ee sab bakwaas baa!”

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"Humni Kehu ke kauno naukri nahike dene bani, ee s

"Humni Kehu ke kauno naukri nahike dene bani, ee sab bakwaas baa!" - Rabri Devi declared.

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#rabridevi #bihar #biharnews #bihari #CBI #modi #rahul #lalu #laluyadav

Lawyers can't even take bribe now!! Bloody democr

Lawyers can't even take bribe now!!

Bloody democracy

#democracy #dushyantdave #judiciary #indianjudiciary #modi #indianpolitics #indiannews #latestnews #news #newsindia

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Read full news by clicking the link in the bio

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