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Dumbfuck students destined to fail as BJP confuses them with new names

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BJP changing names
BJP changing names

As per the recent updates, the Government is now going to change the name of the country in all NCERT textbooks replacing it with the original name ‘Bharat.’ On one hand, this news is bringing back the dying pride of retired boomers in the country, some dumbfuck students in the country are scared to hell with the fear of utter confusion in the exam hall.

While talking to Freshtake, one of such stupid students said, “I am patriotic and nationalist too but this is going out of hand. I don’t understand one thing about history textbooks and this name thing is going to kill me in my exams. If I fail in my exam, only Mota bhai should be held responsible for that.”

Some stupid students are also panicking because the only thing they can comprehend from the news is that they would have to keep their brains open while writing the exam.

Some fear that the government will deport students to a new country to write their exams.

Freshtake Disclaimer:

This is all fake, please do not get offended. Focus on buying weekly groceries and selling your labour to those who do not care about you. 

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