Congress Calls Modi ‘Panauti’, Advani Agrees

As the recent events unfold, the Indian National Congress party has gone all in labelling our beloved Prime Minister Narendra Modi as ‘Panauti’ for the Indian Cricket Team.  Despite the BJP’s continuous resistance to this heinous labelling, some have agreed with this defamatory campaign.  Here we mention the victim of…

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Nitish Kumar’s Shame Sold Out During Diwali Sale

Nitish Kumar, the sole capable leader of becoming India’s next Prime Minister, recently decided to check the market value of the shame left in him. In this advent, Nitish has put up all the shame he had left on a market sale with a bumper Diwali discount. Unsurprisingly, all of…

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Yadav Brand Snake Venom Reports Record Q2 Sales

Amid the ongoing Q2 results saga, a brand new startup right from the heart of Haryana has emerged to report record sales within months of the venture. According to the public report, the Yadav Brand Snake Venom reported massive sales in the month of October garnering the attention of the…

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Delhi Diwali vibes kick in as AQI crosses 600

As the festive season in the country has started already, Delhi is finally looking in the mood with just ‘perfectly suitable’ AQI for Diwali. With AQI crossing the 600 mark, celebratory conditions are now getting closer to Delhites’s natural habitat, making them feel more lively. Now the stage is set…

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After dodging ED, Kejriwal labels himself Che Guevara

After dodging the ED’s summon for investigation, Arvind Kejriwal has called himself the Che Guevara of India. Reborn from the ashes of the South American revolution, Arvind is sure his move will exhibit his capabilities as the ultimate rebel this soil has ever seen. Fighting against the government agencies, Arvind…

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