One of the most hardworking states of the country finally got a chill pill when the railway station of its busy capital made the day of passengers a bit more delightful. According to some recent reports, the advertising screens of the Patna railway station played a beautiful movie for the entertainment of its passengers instead of regular boring ads. Even…
In a recent turn of events, the opposition leaders of India have received some unusual notifications on their iPhones. According to the loud noises that came right from the half-hollow brains of opposition party speakers, the notification told that the government is trying to bug them with spyware to spy…
Read MoreAs per the recent updates, the Government is now going to change the name of the country in all NCERT textbooks replacing it with the original name ‘Bharat.’ On one hand, this news is bringing back the dying pride of retired boomers in the country, some dumbfuck students in the…
Read MoreToday, Prime Minister Narendra Modi launched the Rapid Rail Service from Ghaziabad to Meerut, helping a huge crowd of Delhi’s young men who frequently need their bros from Meerut for peaceful reasons. In the inauguration speech, PM Modi said, “Now all your bros are just a call away. Your brother…
Read MoreIn the recent turn of events, the BJP MP Nishikant Dubey has filed a complaint against TMC’s official high voltage bass-boosted speaker Madam Mahua Moitra. According to the complaint, the BJP is claiming that Mahua has received gifts from the Hiranandani Group for asking questions about their stepfather. The letter…
Read MoreAs the wrestler protests unfolded, India’s international gold medalists such as Sakshi Malik, Vinesh Phogat and Bajrang Punia were dragged while they marched towards the new parliament building. The reason for this action was the lack of space in the new parliament building full of its members while leaving the…
Read MoreThe Prime Minister of India and the supreme leader of the Bhartiya Janta Party, Mr. Narendra Bhai Modi was labeled as ‘Anti-National’ by his passionate followers after he wished Eid Mubarak with his personal Twitter handle. Modi Wishes Eid Mubarak Narendra Modi said via his official Twitter handle that Eid…
Read MoreThe latest tragedy was reported in Mumbai when an HR executive working for a multinational company refused food to her son by saying, “I will get back to you”. The lady with HR manager responsibilities was later diagnosed with Employee Oppression Compulsive Disorder (EOCD) and is presently under the special…
Read MoreWhen NaMo said “Modi Hai to Mumkin Hai” he meant it. As per recent reports, BJP hosted Bilkis Bano gang-rape convicts on stage in one of his village-level events. The reason cited behind this overwhelming welcome to the gang-rape convicts was BJP’s severe passion for equality. BJP said that it…
Read MoreRise in the number of undemocratic rulings in the country peaked yesterday when a court from Surat sentenced two-year imprisonment for Mr. Rahul Gandhi, a senior comedian from INC (India’s National Comedy). Mr. Gandhi is accused of labeling everyone from the ‘Modi’ community as thieves in one of his jokes.…
Read MoreThe sentiments of millions of Muslims got hurt when the awaited rise of the moon got delayed on 22nd March 2023. Even though normal Muslims showed no concern over the matter, the religious leaders went on to tell them that this is happening only because of the rising hate towards…
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