Bajarang Punia has decided to give his Padmashree to Prime Minister Narendra Modi for his extreme support during the wrestler protests, according to official media sources.
According to Punia, Modi ji was so shocked by the revelation that he could not utter a single word for months on the issue. His sensitivity towards sportsmen is so high that he could not do anything but take a vow of silence to support the ongoing wrestler protests.
Some internal sources suggest that PM Modi was so sad after listening to the sexual harassment of Indian wrestler players that he chose to remove all Haryanvi songs from his travel playlist for 3 days.
FreshTake Disclaimer:
What Bajrang Punia wants to do with his Padmashree is his choice and it does not make him anti-national. Speaking against crimes and asking questions to the government does not make one anti-national. Writing satire for no reason on the most influentially strong people does not make you anti-national, just more susceptible to threats.