When NaMo said “Modi Hai to Mumkin Hai” he meant it. As per recent reports, BJP hosted Bilkis Bano gang-rape convicts on stage in one of his village-level events. The reason cited behind this overwhelming welcome to the gang-rape convicts was BJP’s severe passion for equality.
BJP said that it does not differentiate between its leadership, unlike other parties that favor leaders from a particular family. BJP is open for all and draws no differentiation between rich or poor, good or bad, honest or corrupt, and murderers or rapists. In this extremely open-minded party, people from all sorts of life are not only welcomed but also whitewashed of their past sins.
One of the top officials of the party said,
BJP is a river like Ganga that purifies all your past sins. In Ganges, you have to take a bath and in BJP, you only have to take our membership and we ensure an ideal branding for you under our ‘Politician Whitewashing Plan’.
It might cost a few crores in a donation to the party but we ensure that you get what you pay for. We are the market leader for a reason you know.
The party is clear about its stance that it is going to differentiate only going to focus on the national developments instead of this unnecessary news. They are working towards making India ‘Vishwaguru’ and will sternly deal with anyone who would disturb them with the questions of rising inflation, unemployment, and increasing jingoism in the country.
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