A senior Supreme Court lawyer’s recent complaint about the deteriorating state of the Indian judiciary has stirred up lawyers across the country. According to Mr. Dushyant Dave, lawyers are facing a severe financial crisis as their main source of income has been disrupted. In an effort to improve the efficiency of the judiciary, local judges have taken matters into their…
Rise in the number of undemocratic rulings in the country peaked yesterday when a court from Surat sentenced two-year imprisonment for Mr. Rahul Gandhi, a senior comedian from INC (India’s National Comedy). Mr. Gandhi is accused of labeling everyone from the ‘Modi’ community as thieves in one of his jokes.…
After the recent arrest of Manish Sisodia, Aam Aadmi Party Supremo Arvind…
BJP, the ruling party of the country is planning to make new…
After dodging the ED’s summon for investigation, Arvind Kejriwal has called himself the Che Guevara of India. Reborn from the ashes of the South American revolution, Arvind is sure his move will exhibit his capabilities as the ultimate rebel this soil has ever seen. Fighting against the government agencies, Arvind…
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According to recent reports, the government has been able to intercept Rahul Gandhi’s smartphone by spending hours and hours of hacking attempts. However, the only thing they could find in the phone of the youngest Indian-Italian person alive was a series of high-definition videos of regional action-oriented anime. Rahul’s phone…
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In a recent turn of events, the opposition leaders of India have received some unusual notifications on their iPhones. According to the loud noises that came right from the half-hollow brains of opposition party speakers, the notification told that the government is trying to bug them with spyware to spy…
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As per the recent updates, the Government is now going to change the name of the country in all NCERT textbooks replacing it with the original name ‘Bharat.’ On one hand, this news is bringing back the dying pride of retired boomers in the country, some dumbfuck students in the…
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Today, Prime Minister Narendra Modi launched the Rapid Rail Service from Ghaziabad to Meerut, helping a huge crowd of Delhi’s young men who frequently need their bros from Meerut for peaceful reasons. In the inauguration speech, PM Modi said, “Now all your bros are just a call away. Your brother…
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In the recent turn of events, the BJP MP Nishikant Dubey has filed a complaint against TMC’s official high voltage bass-boosted speaker Madam Mahua Moitra. According to the complaint, the BJP is claiming that Mahua has received gifts from the Hiranandani Group for asking questions about their stepfather. The letter…
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As the wrestler protests unfolded, India’s international gold medalists such as Sakshi Malik, Vinesh Phogat and Bajrang Punia were dragged while they marched towards the new parliament building. The reason for this action was the lack of space in the new parliament building full of its members while leaving the…
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The Prime Minister of India and the supreme leader of the Bhartiya Janta Party, Mr. Narendra Bhai Modi was labeled as ‘Anti-National’ by his passionate followers after he wished Eid Mubarak with his personal Twitter handle. Modi Wishes Eid Mubarak Narendra Modi said via his official Twitter handle that Eid…
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When NaMo said “Modi Hai to Mumkin Hai” he meant it. As per recent reports, BJP hosted Bilkis Bano gang-rape convicts on stage in one of his village-level events. The reason cited behind this overwhelming welcome to the gang-rape convicts was BJP’s severe passion for equality. BJP said that it…
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Rise in the number of undemocratic rulings in the country peaked yesterday when a court from Surat sentenced two-year imprisonment for Mr. Rahul Gandhi, a senior comedian from INC (India’s National Comedy). Mr. Gandhi is accused of labeling everyone from the ‘Modi’ community as thieves in one of his jokes.…
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