As the recent events unfold, the Indian National Congress party has gone all in labelling our beloved Prime Minister Narendra Modi as ‘Panauti’ for the Indian Cricket Team.
Despite the BJP’s continuous resistance to this heinous labelling, some have agreed with this defamatory campaign. Here we mention the victim of Narendra Modi’s true ‘Panauti.’
Lal Krishna Advani
BJP veteran Lal Krishna Advani’s PM ambition was one of the first victims of PM Modi’s Panauti. Advani, who waited long to gain enough age and seniority in the organization to finally become the PM contender for the party, was left with nothing but shattered dreams when our prince from Gujarat emerged as the undefeated supreme leader of the party as well as the country.
Advani sobs but in silence.
Rahul Gandhi’s Political Career
Rahul Gandhi’s career was about to take off as Congress was planning to build another alliance and form the government for 3rd consecutive time under his leadership.
However, the bearded bigwig not only took over this ambition but also brutally murdered his image in the country, leaving it for nothing but a joker. Rahul’s political career took nothing but hits from Modi again and again even when he was not in the ring.
Modi does not care. For Rahul’s career, Modi became the ‘destroyer of the world.’
Hindenburg’s attempt to expose Adani
Not long ago, when the antinational short-seller (not anti-national for the nation that it belongs but for our nation) Hindenburg tried to tarnish the image of one of the world’s most honest men.
This is where our collective saviour has come to his rescue and become nothing but ‘Panauti’ for Hindenburg.
Rajnath’s will to control BJP
Rajnath Singh, whose name itself means ‘the ruler,’ rules nothing but drone contracts for Indian defence forces which are also pre-sanctioned by our strategic defence leadership.
Rajnath, who once controlled the entire party, is now limited to inaugurating defence establishments and attending defence expos which strategically means nothing. Thanks to Modiji and the ‘Panauti’ that he brought in for Rajnath.
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