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Modi launches Namo Bharat – The fastest way to call bros from Meerut

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Namo Bharat
Namo Bharat

Today, Prime Minister Narendra Modi launched the Rapid Rail Service from Ghaziabad to Meerut, helping a huge crowd of Delhi’s young men who frequently need their bros from Meerut for peaceful reasons.

In the inauguration speech, PM Modi said, “Now all your bros are just a call away. Your brother has made it possible for you to bring as many guys from Meerut without the need to spend on costly Scorpios. Just give them a metro card and you’d be good to go.”

In response to this major interstate development initiative, Ravi Shastri has expressed his unfiltered opinion.

This is the best thing Modi ji could do in this lifetime. Now the entire Meerut is connected to Gurgaon via Rapid Rail and then Metro. Within an hour or so, guys from Meerut can have exclusive access to Gurgaon’s special liquor prices. This is truly ‘Sabka sath, Sabka vikaas’

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