According to the latest and exclusive market data coming in, sales of cigarettes in Delhi NCR have dropped drastically in the last couple of days. The reason cited in the report is the availability of universal cigars in the region in the form of a thick smoke layer formed over the city.
With natural cigars available to all, Delhites are in no mood to spend Rs 10 on ‘Choti Gold Flake’ while they are getting fine stubble smoke without spending a rupee.
According to the reports, Stubble cigars are being imported directly from Punjab and Delhites are loving their familiar taste. Some suggest that the current smog is not concentrated enough to get them high on stubble while non-smokers are choosing masks to pretend as if they care about their health.
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