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Oppn. Believes Govt Will Send Courtesy Calls Before Bugging Them

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Government courtesy calls
Government courtesy calls

In a recent turn of events, the opposition leaders of India have received some unusual notifications on their iPhones. According to the loud noises that came right from the half-hollow brains of opposition party speakers, the notification told that the government is trying to bug them with spyware to spy on their not-so-brilliant strategy for upcoming elections.

According to their statements, the same government which successfully bought, installed, and used Pegaus with 100% confidentiality against them is now sending notifications to let them know about their plan.

Some are even suggesting that BJP is too bored to fight against a way too dumb opposition and that is why they dropped these explicit hints to level up the political game in the country.

However, by coming up with the mid-week drama, opposition leaders are sure to get the limelight of the media which is already bored of showing missile attacks in Gaza.

Freshtake Disclaimer:

This is all fake, please do not get offended. Focus on buying weekly groceries and selling your labour to those who do not care about you. 

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