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Oranges win the most Nationalist Fruit of the Year Award 2024

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Modi ji loves oranges but not more than pasta.
Modi ji loves oranges but not more than pasta.

The Government of India has recently announced a new series of awards to appreciate the high spirits of nationalism and in an attempt to make our eating habits more aligned with the nationalist aims, the most nationalist fruit of the year award has been announced. 

Oranges have been recognised as the Nationalist Fruit of the Year Award due to their stark vibrancy and amazing taste. The government has released a statement in which it appreciated the excitement shown by the entire orange community during the recent events of extreme national importance. 

According to insider information, the Government is going to roll over some more awards in the coming weeks to appreciate similar spirits in other spectrums of objects. 

FreshTake Disclaimer

Oranges are nice and sweet but probably not the best fruits to be declared as the most nationalist fruit especially when there are other strong contenders such as Papayas, Apricots, and Orange mangoes. Anyways, this is fake news and hopefully, fruits are irreligious.

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