The apex court on Wednesday made it clear that Baba Ramdev cannot be allowed to roam around the country half-naked as it can damage the ancient Indian culture. The SC judges also commented on the uncontrolled hair growth of Patanjali’s founder and asked him to get a shave in line with the government’s Swachh Bharat Abhiyan.
According to unreliable sources, the matter in the court also involved the accusations of misleading ads in which Ramdev claimed that he could extinguish the Amazon rainforest fire by inhaling all the oxygen from South America and cure depression by forcing young tormented youths to laugh out loud like crazy. “It actually works,” Baba Ramdev said in the disputed ad.
However, Baba Ramdev was not the only one to get bashed in the court. Patanjali CEO Balakrishnan was also criticised as a Judge said, “You should wear a grey jacket or something, your presence is making us feel that we are part of some funeral.”
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