The latest tragedy was reported in Mumbai when an HR executive working for a multinational company refused food to her son by saying, “I will get back to you”. The lady with HR manager responsibilities was later diagnosed with Employee Oppression Compulsive Disorder (EOCD) and is presently under the special care of communist brain surgeons.
While talking to the media, his 17-year-old son said that she started showing symptoms of EOCD in the last few months. According to him, she brought her HR manager responsibilities to force him to make rangolis on any random occasion and installed CCTV cameras along with a fingerprint punch in the machine at the main gate. But things went overboard when she refused his son from giving food saying, she’ll get back to him within a few days.
It is not done. I do not deserve this, I cannot cook and I cannot eat outside. My mother might be a working woman but the least she can do for me is to come home after a 9-hour shift and start cooking right after her shift so that I can have my dinner at 8 and go out with my dumbass friends to waste my time. I hope she will get better soon as I can’t keep eating the trash that my father cooks.
Her 17 year old son
The EOCD is being reported to HRs all around the world and especially in the offices that do not have a Saturday off.
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